Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So I tried to fit chapstick up Fergie’s nose…
Didn’t work quite as well as the can of peas.
I mistyped Stonehenge Apocalypse as Stonehenge Alpacalypse.
I feel the strong desire to draw the Alpacalypse. It would look something like this.
Watching Fergie clean her room…
SHE UNEARTHED THE CORPSE OF COOKIE MONSTER.
That awkward moment when you go on Omegle looking for your hoemance partner…
and you find your girlfriend instead.
Three times even…
While she’s sitting right next to you.
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