Heather
26
Female
Boone, NC
Georgia Native
~Multi Shipper~
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Watching Fergie clean her room…
SHE UNEARTHED THE CORPSE OF COOKIE MONSTER.
That awkward moment when you go on Omegle looking for your hoemance partner…
and you find your girlfriend instead.
Three times even…
While she’s sitting right next to you.
<33
AMERICA ACCORDING TO FERGIE
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
#if anyone else needs to join, #just ask me, #we have a meeting every week too, #it’s like aa, #but with more alcohol.
Seriously, Ren?
:l
Yes. Seriously. COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE CAKE ALCOHOL
;A; STOP DRINKING THE CAKE ALCOHOL WITHOUT ME.
I actually haven’t been…my mom has. I need to get the stuff for next weekend…
I started the drinking last night. :|
I’m devastated. Really.
(Source: lokilordofdickery)
“Draw me like one of your french girls, Heather!”
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
Ketchup and mustard. Sometimes dill relish.
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
Yep! I’m a frugal bitch, I love circulars.
5: Do you use your parking brake?
….I don’t have a car.
7: Do you know how to play chess?
Yes. Dustin McDuffie taught me in 5th grade. I’m not half bad if I do say so myself.
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
…..all the time. I hate surprises and love spoilers. >_>
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
about?
Uhh… 6? Even though I don’t have a car. OTHER DRIVERS SCARE ME.
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
NO
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Just some old animes…
17: Ever driven away in anger?
Why no, no I have not. Do you know why? Because I DON’T HAVE A CAR. (stop rubbing it in, geez.)
19: Are you a vegetarian?
AhahahahahahaNo.
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
Depends on what I’m writing. :| Usually I’ll just cross them out.
23: Do you think that things will get better?
Yes. :D
25: What’s your favourite quote?
“As a child, sleep is an interupption of your life. As an adult I find that life is an interupption of my sleep.” - Unknown
“The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.” - Louis Vermeil
27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
Ulcerative Colitis. Fuck childbirth. UC is worse.
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life?
….Yes. Alex’s.
31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest.
Never seen it.
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
Doesn’t everyone?
35: Do dogs like you?
Dogs like me because they know I don’t like them and they feel the need to torment me.
37: Do people listen when you speak?
No not really.
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
Uhhhh….. Write essays?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
-blank stare- People pay for music?
43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
Dear someone,
Grow the fuck up, please.
Love,
Heather
(I think that sums it up nicely.)
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
Not too heavily. But there are a few words that I’ve just give up on trying spell correctly.
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
Depends on whether or not I’ve seen it before. Plus with my UC my laptop and my bathroom have gotten rather well acquainted.
>_> What? It gets boring in the bathroom if you spend as much time as I do in there!
49: Peter Pan?
What about him? The character or the peanut butter? Personally I feel it’s a rather sub-par peanut butter.
51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”)
Ant-Eye
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Not that often.
So I told you Fergie and I broke up earlier today, right?
Chibular: What am I supposed to do, text her and say WE NEED TO TALK
Chibular: and she can be like DDD:
Fergie: OH GOD NO
Chibular: BECAUSE THOSE ARE NEVER GOOD WORDS
Fergie: NEVER
Fergie: Heather. We need to talk. :l
Chibular: Fergie. I agree.
Chibular: It’s been a long time coming.
Fergie: -sigh- I know. I’ve avoided it as long as I could. But this is the final straw.
Chibular: I know.. I know… we just can’t put it off any longer
Fergie: If only we could.
Chibular: -nods-
Chibular: Now, I know we’ve had good times in the past.. but everything changes..
Chibular: sometimes for the worst, but sometimes for the better as well.
Fergie: It was a good run, while it lasted. But everything ends.
Chibular: It’s not you, it’s me.
Fergie: And it’s not you…It’s me. ….but mostly you.
Chibular: …..
