-Le christmas cards-
Chibular: STOP STALKING ME
Stef.: Stalking you?
Chibular: I was.. doing something.
Chibular: AND YOU WERE INVOLVED
Chibular: AND THEN BAM
Chibular: THERE YOU WERE ON AIM
Chibular: LIKE YOU KNEW
Stef.: JESUS HEATHER I KNOW I'M HOT
Stef.: BUT STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT ME.
Stef.: YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE
Stef.: To summarise: What was I supposed to think you meant by "I was.. doing something and you were involved"
Chibular: I WAS LICKING YOUR ENVELOPE
Stef.: Ooh la la.
Stef.: That's very forward of you.
Chibular: I try.
Chibular: JEWISH PORN
Stef.: ...Okay? xD
Chibular: THERE'S A GIANT MENORAH
Stef.: What the fuck
Chibular: Ok, i have to watch this
Chibular: ....star of david.
Chibular: .....OY VEY
Chibular: ...This is the most stereotypical thing I've ever seen.
Chibular: .....I think there's gold coins on the floor.
Chibular: Let's play with our dreidels!
Stef.: kjhdjksahdkas what the fuck
Chibular: you wanna see us play with our dreidels?
Chibular: You go first. No you.
Chibular: ...I don't know what's going on.
Chibular: there's ass shimmying.
Stef.: But not much porn?
Chibular: Oh. Now they're stripping.
Stef.: Oh, well then
Chibular: ..STRIP DREIDEL
Chibular: OMG STRIP FUCKING DREIDEL
Stef.: what the fuck X
Chibular: ..Now they're just complimenting each others taste in clothes.
Chibular: I like the lace, it's very you.
Chibular: THESE GIRLS ARE GOING TO JEWISH HELL
Chibular: ....also this girl seems to have a giant bruise on her ass.
Stef.: Well dammit.
Chibular: ...or a tattoo..
Chibular: ... a tattoo of a bruise?
Chibular: I can't tell.
Chibular: .......ass fucking with a dreidel
Chibular: Hell. They're going.
Stef.: In a handbasket.
Chibular: DONT THEY KNOW ASS ISN'T KOSHER?
Stef.: ARE YOU SURE?
Chibular: .........NOT REALLY
Stef.: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSULT A RABBI
Chibular: .....I should, yes.
THAT’S WHY I CHANGED IT. … I MEAN, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
9. Have you ever drawn and/or view pornographic material online?
But yes, yes I have. All the damn time~
16. Do you ever fantasize about a fictional character?
I’m on tumblr, I think it’s safe to say yes, I have/do/whatever. Sometimes several fictional characters at once.
21. How often do you clean your ears?
……You picked the most random questions, I swear.
Uhh.. Once a day. Sometimes every other day. It’s usually part of my shower routine. Brush my teeth, shower and shave, then face cleaner and q-tips. Followed by lotion and getting dressed. :/
Because you got dem moves like Jagger?
….I … bwuhh…. wha… Quoi?
pushing-up-stardust replied to your post: pushing-up-stardust replied to your post: I’ve had…
Nonsense, you have bag loads of swag, you strange American who has a large knowledge of pie.
No swag. Lots of pie. PAH.
sh1vani replied to your post: pushing-up-stardust replied to your post: I’ve had…
Stop saying that you lack the pretty and the swag, it makes this Canadian very sad :C STOP TRYING TO DENY YOURSELF OF OUR LOVE!!
I HAVE NO SWAG OR PRETTY. REALLY. TRUST ME I REALLY DON’T. However you are free to love me. I am polyamorous. :DDD (and I love canadians. Oh you crazy canucks.) People all over the world love me~ -does a little dance-